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Jun 30 16 7:10 PM
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Stalking Feet wrote:What is it when a man talks dirty to his sock puppets?
Willy Poo Poo
MrBrady wrote:Dave Reslo and Stalking Feet were on a plane.
"Dave, what if we had bum sex?" asks Stalking Feet.
"Och! You're crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..."
"Man, nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!"
Stalking Feet stands up and asks loudly:
"Could I have a pencil, please?"
Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc.
"Ooh! They really wouldn't care then, would they?" says Dave.
So Stalking Feet and Dave Reslo have wild bumming sex on the plane.
Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees Tommy Htmls who threw up all over his clown shirt, even his clown pance are soaking in the filth.
"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!"
"I didn't dare" whispers Tommy Htmls. "A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a pencil and he got fucked in the ass..."
MrBrady wrote:Stalking Feet wrote:What is it when a man talks dirty to his sock puppets?
BigBruvOfEngIandUK wrote:I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.
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